You See That Page Up There On The Menu Bar?

You see that little bit up there? No? Go take a look. It says something along the lines of “The Thing of the day”.

A: “WHOOOOAAAH! THE HEY IS THAT??”

J: “ANTHONY! WHY ARE YOU HERE?! UGH!!” *Pause* “Actually, you might be pretty useful right now.”

A: “Huh?”

J: “THAT! Is, a fact, or topic, or top 10, or something like that, that is only available FOR 24 HOURS!”

A: “That’s actually not a bad idea… You’re SLIGHTLY smarter than you look.”

J: “Hmph! Don’t underestimate me! Actually, DO underestimate me. It makes me feel better when I actually let the ‘Thing of the Day’  become the ‘Thing of the week'”.

A: “I take back what I said about you having any intelligence. Who even announces that publicly? Why not say you were sick and couldn’t do it!”

J: “Well, now no one will believe me if that actually does happen, but the ultimate reason for stating that was… Because I felt like it.”

A: “So, what can we expect? In more detail than just facts of the day or quotes or whatever?”

J: “I’m not a fan of those sappy inspirational quotes (sorry if you’re someone who gets inspired by them), although they do seem pretty, so I guess you can expect some of them. Maybe we can chuck in a horoscope of two. We can throw in some standard advertising techniques, and some body language reading techniques, cause body language is super easy to read and I love it but everyone else is like, “How the hell do you know what I’m thinking before I say it.”, and “How do I know what you’re thinking without you ever saying anything?” BECAUSE I STUDY BODY LANGUAGE AND KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITHOUT SPEAKING! Off topic though, we can also expect some art pictures of mine. By the way that guy with the rabbit and the purple hair, is something I drew, but that’s not the point. ANYWAY! That’s all for now.”

A: “You talk a lot… and get sidetracked a lot…”

J: “Yep, okay. Gotta run. Bye!”

DO NOT CONTINUE UNLESS OVER 14 YEARS OF AGE. THANKYOU!!

The actual version of this started to get a little… Yeah. So I edited it to be more… PG 13.

😀 Not that kids in Australia don’t start swearing their heads off at the age of 6, and boys start watching porn in year 3, but yeah…

The following is the uh… original draft, been edited already, but still not quite PG 13 enough.

 

ANYWAY! HAVE A GOOD HOLIDAY!

– JUPITER!